Excerpt from a Self-Realization

Me: “[The Beast] makes me realize I’m a lot more radically liberal than I think I am.”
Christina: “You call yourself a socialist. . . .”
Me: “Good point . . . but I still think of myself as fairly moderate.”
Christina: “Weren’t you once an anarchist?”
Me: *giggles* “Briefly.”
Christina: “Good, because that’s what I told Robert and he laughed.”
Me: “Well, my anarchist days are long gone.”